Attractive Nuisance Dad Hat - USA and Canada only
Attractive Nuisance Dad Hat - USA and Canada only
Couldn't load pickup availability
Perfect for risk managers, underwriters, and anyone who thinks swimming pools, trampolines, and charm are equally dangerous.
This isn't just any hat. It's a declaration. A liability in soft cotton twill. Whether you're charming neighborhood kids onto your property or just want to look like someone who files loss runs for fun, this low-profile cap says, “I’m an exposure waiting to happen.”
Specs (for the few who read policy forms):
Unstructured six-panel design: just like your client’s 97-page renewal presentation
100% breathable cotton - flop sweat proof.
Pre-curved visor with four rows of stitching—because consistency matters.
Antique brass buckle closure: adjustable, secure, vaguely nostalgic.
Embroidered with Attractive Nuisance in a font that’s boring...like us.
Wear it to the beach. Or a site inspection. Just don’t let any kids climb on you.
Share





