Chartis Ski Trip - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Chartis Ski Trip - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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Overview:
Relive the unforgettable moments of corporate reinvention with our "Chartis 2009 Executive Ski Trip" T-Shirt. This premium unisex tee is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the year when the top brass decided to hit the slopes and rebrand their way out of the 2008 financial crash. It's the perfect blend of dry humor and historical irony, crafted from superior combed and ring-spun cotton that feels as smooth as a bailout bonus.
Features:
- Sideseamed: For a retail fit that flatters all figures, just like a well-timed rebrand.
- Retail Fit: Unisex sizing ensures it suits any executive, from the boardroom to the bunny slopes.
- Shoulder Taping: Reinforced for those heavy loads—of irony.
- Preshrunk Fabric: Unlike your 401(k) in 2008, this shirt won't shrink.
Fabric:
Made on demand with no minimums, this shirt is as exclusive as an executive bonus package. The superior combed and ring-spun cotton creates the best blank canvas for printing your favorite ironic statement.
The Story:
In 2009, amidst the fallout of the 2008 financial crash, AIG executives decided to rebrand to Chartis Insurance. This move was more than just a name change—it was a strategic distancing from the tarnished AIG brand, which had become synonymous with government bailouts and lavish executive bonuses. Our t-shirt memorializes this era with a playful nod to a fictitious "executive ski trip," where the only thing steeper than the slopes was the irony.
Perfect For:
- History buffs with a sense of humor
- Fans of corporate satire
- Anyone who appreciates a well-crafted, comfortable tee
Slip into this iconic piece and let everyone know that you've got a great sense of humor—and an eye for history. Wear it proudly, and remember: while some might have tried to ski away from their past, we're here to celebrate it with style.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care instructions
Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
Tumble Dry | Low |
Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
Iron | Do not iron |
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