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Mother Christa - Mom Hat

Mother Christa - Mom Hat

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“Mother Christa” Dad Hat

“In Her Wealth We Trust.”


Christa Davies is not your mother’s CFO. She's everyone’s Mother. The high priestess of profitability. The iron spine behind Aon’s towering EBITDA. While Daddy Greg keeps the throne warm, Mother Christa is counting the coins, calculating the risk, and effortlessly topping the list of highest-paid insurance executives like she’s checking off a to-do list.


This isn’t just a hat. It’s a tribute. A spiritual object. A wearable offering to the patron saint of balance sheets and bulletproof earnings calls. Made for those who understand that financial domination is a feminine trait, and for the real ones who’ve ever whispered “God is a woman and her name is Christa” while reading a Form 10-K.


Wear it to:


  • Board meetings (real or imagined)
  • Your next Teams call with bad lighting and worse renewal rates
  • Easter brunch with underwriters
  • Any moment when you need to channel divine executive energy



Product Details:

This is the Yupoong 6245CM Dad Cap, but it hits different when it says Mother Christa on it:


  • 100% breathable cotton (camo option = cotton/poly blend for battlefield conditions)
  • Low-profile, six-panel elegance to match Christa’s quiet confidence
  • Four-row stitching on the flat visor to hold its shape like a solid investment portfolio
  • Unstructured crown for relaxed power
  • Adjustable antique brass buckle—because you are not about that snapback life, you’re about control



It fits most heads (even with a full head of extensions) and all egos.

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